Something smells like a stinky dog.

I forgot about my Hydroflask bottle that I put in the freezer last night and this morning it's a solid block of ice.

Why did I have to pay more for this fried rice, if it's incredibly poor quality? It's both dry and mushy, clumping together, and doesn't taste very good.

I'm getting a massive headache.

I have almost accidentally knocked my coffee cup over twice this morning.

Last night my left wrist was itching. I assumed it was dry skin, but now, where it was itching, it's incredibly sharp nerve pain-y.

People who use their hands excessively when they talk or present things, such as the guy that does he Mentour Pilot stuff. He has good content, but his hands move almost as much as the turbofans on the planes he flies.

Seriously, FEMA, how many push alerts do you need to give me for this severe thunderstorm watch?

I wish I didn't get so achy when weather moves in. I'm in a ton of pain right now.

AI tools are completely broken/stupid/inaccurate today.

My keyboard needs a shave.

There was something rotten in the trash last night and the smell is through the whole house.

Group texts.

I only got about 4 hours of sleep last night.

My brain has shut down for the day.

I keep hearing what sounds like a phone buzzing, but no such thing is happening.

This cup of coffee tastes like it was spiced with something, but I can't put my finger on what it was.

It's just now 9:00AM and I'm already on my third cup of coffee.

Why do showers take so much energy when you're sick?

Sleeping with earplugs in seems to silence some of the less intense higher frequency sound, but it also seems to amplify the quieter low frequencies as well.

Lost my voice again.

Go Go Gadget DayQuil.

Sinus pressure.

Eating 1/2 lb of ham and 1/2 cup of granola right before bed is apparently a bad idea. I had some acid reflux in the night because of it.

I woke up again in the night and had trouble getting back to sleep. I laid in bed for about an hour before I got back to sleep.

I’m not finding happiness or joy in anything today.

I'm too tired to think.

I _HATE_ how when you click the Teams icon on the Mac icons bar (the thing at the bottom of every screen that's akin to the Windows taskbar) when you're in a meeting, it takes you to the calendar view and not the active call.

It's very Monday.