when your team lead leaves for another company and the bosses say they can "just divvy up her responsibilities" among the remaining people.

"Hey do this thing". Do the thing. "No, not like that! Start over!"

When you get a QA bug back for "all content is in spanish". It's Latin...it's called "Lorem Ipsum".

My meds aren't working again. Depression is fun.

Legacy Code

My kids. They won't ever go to bed. I just want an hour of two of downtime before I have to pass out. GO THE F*$k TO SLEEP

Hey, why is everything in the wrong place in the DOM? Oh, you're moving half the elements with javascript - that's greeeeaaat....

I hate having to take antidepressants to feel normal

Boss: "Why aren't you done styling that page?" Me: "Because the backend keeps changing the elements on the page" Backend: "What? It's the same elements they're just nested differently with different classes" Me: "...."